Exactly how old am I?

I was at the science museum with Aidan on Saturday morning to see a preview of their dolphin IMAX film. A volunteer was welcoming us prior to the movie; I'm guessing she was 20ish, maybe a little older. She told us that the movie featured music by the popular musical group, Sting. The popular musical group, Sting? Do people really not know who Sting is? What's become of our public educational system?